Have a Laff to Start the New Year !
I normally do articles on where I have been or what I am currently up to BUT I saw an article in the Daily Mirror on reviews from the Travel organization known as Trip Advisers and they are so funny I couldn,t resist repeating some off the complaints handed in..Normal Blogging Service will be resumed soon as I stop laughing.If you are on your own? Laugh Out Loud!! I do !
HOT AND BOTHERED IN CENTRAL AMERICA: “You said the town was next to a volcano, but we went and there was no lava. I’m pretty sure it was just a mountain.”
NEW YORK’S NO ZOOTOPIA: “The animals at the zoo looked very sad and it made our children cry. Can’t they train them to smile?”
LOST IN SPAIN: “The street signs weren’t in English. I don’t understand how anyone can get around.”
NOT PLAIN SAILING: “I went on your cruise around the Med and the sea was so loud outside I couldn’t get any sleep.”
NAAN TOO PLEASED IN INDIA: “I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry and I don’t like spicy food at all.”
DOUBLE TROUBLE IN FRANCE: “My boyfriend and I asked for single beds in our room and you gave us a double. Now I am pregnant.”
FEELING SECOND BREAST IN SPAIN: “Women were sunbathing topless on the beach and my husband spent all day looking at them.”
IN DEEP WATER IN ITALY: “No one told us there would be fish in the sea – the children were surprised and upset.”
TAKEN FOR A RIDE IN TURKEY: “There was no sign telling you that you shouldn’t get on the hot air balloon ride if you’re afraid of heights.”
IT GOT OUT OF SAND IN THAILAND: “The beach was so sandy that sand got into my clothes and was hard to wash off my skin.”
TIME MACHINE IN CARIBBEAN: “It took nine hours for our flight to get from the UK to Antigua but the Americans at our resort said it took them just three.”
DOOM AND ROOM IN PORTUGAL: “Our one-bedroom apartment was much smaller than the two-bedroom one next door.”
TAKING THE BISCUIT IN BULGARIA: “The local store sold hardly any British food and did not stock my favourite brand of biscuits.”
LOST IN TRANSLATION EN ESPANA: “There were way too many foreigners and everyone spoke Spanish.”
KENYA TELL THE DIFFERENCE?: “We bought designer sunglasses from the market and later found out they were fake.”
GHASTLY GREECE: “We could not enjoy the tour as our guide was too ugly.”
GIVING IT LARGE IN SPAIN: “The beach had too many fat people. It was gross.”
My ABSOLUTE Favourite ….SIGHT-SEETHING IN KENYA: “The elephants we saw on our honeymoon were visibly aroused which made my wife upset and made me feel
inadequate.”
Thanks to the Daily Mirror & Trip Advisers for these Gems….
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